"A babysitter for my plants, seriously?"
Your plants are alive! They need regular attention and by following a few steps they will continue to thrive while you enjoy a bit of time away;
- weed your gardens - the less you are asking your plant-sitter to do the better
- fertilize - with slow release fertilizer or water soluble fertilizer
- water deeply
- mulch to help the ground retain moisture and to keep the weeds down